quote:

ryh0: dats where I keep kelT
bden: but she likes it
kelT: not reely bden
ryh0: Hey! get bak in duh closet

LOL

I am so bored right now, so I'll update. I think this is the 4th or 5th one this weekend


ONSTAGE:

spith: haii jWALK i see u
jWALK: i no! dis iz waii kool
bden: we isn't upposed 2 b textin on stage guys
ryh0: o well. i dun like dis crowd bb. dey iz bein' mean 2 me
spith: why bb?
ryh0: dey keep smiling @ me. it iz creeperin' me out
bden: dun worry bb. we iz gonna p3do dem l8er

LATER:

bden: i h8 teenies
peter: did i miss something?
patty: muh trip 2 burger king
gaybb: i gotz molested by teenies
spith: me 2 gaybb
jWALK: dey tried 2 take muh mandals
ryh0: sum girl made me a shirt wif muh face on it. I was all ......thx?
bden: dis 1 guy pelvic thrusted at meh. i was all *pelvic thrust back*
billvy: dat was me
sisky biz: no waii billvy!
peter: which waii
spith: i feel like uh taco 2day
bden: lololol spith
ryh0: kelT iz still in muh closet
bden: iz u feedin' her bb?
ryh0: .........ooops
peter: waii 2 go ryh0
sisky biz: LAWLZ dat rymd
jWALK: dillian is hur
DUH CAT: meow
bden: ur cat has uh sk3?
jWALK: mhm
ryh0: hobo has 1 2
peter: hemmy has 2
bden: o i c
fatty patty: sum1 changed muh name!
bden: *whistles*
ryh0: i c u bb
bden: i iz pelvic thrustin' in ur direction
ryh0: i c dat bden
spith: haii jWALK
jWALK: haii wut
spith: i iz thinkin we shuld get nekkid.
jWALK: we iz playin' twister?!
travii: i iz playin' 2 yo
fatty patty: o haii der travii
bden: twister makes muh butt hurt
ryh0: take it like uh man bden
peter: muh n00dz iz on duh interweb!
fatty patty: *rushes 4 computer*
ryh0: wuz it cold in der peter?
gaybb: burnddddd
peter: no, i iz just tiny
bden: LOLOLOL
kelT: i iz hungy ryh0
ryh0: den eat ho
kelT: not like dat ryh0
ryh0: :O i iz cummin'
bden: :[
gaybb: i iz gun b ur muney makrr 2nite bden
bden: k gaybb
peter: u guyz iz lame
ryh0: and u iz small peter. get ovr it
peter has signed off
fatty patty: i iz cummin' muh luv
fatty patty has signed off
ryh0 is away
bden iz idol
everyone iz 2 lazy 2 put up an uwA message

quote:

ryh0: wuz it cold in der peter?
gaybb: burnddddd
peter: no, i iz just tiny
bden: LOLOLOL

ROFLROFL

quote:

peter: muh n00dz iz on duh interweb!
fatty patty: *rushes 4 computer*
ryh0: wuz it cold in der peter?
gaybb: burnddddd
peter: no, i iz just tiny

ROFLMAOOOO
I love you. srsly

UPDATE


ryh0: i iz sad
peter: y iz u sad ryh0?
ryh0: i gained .2 poundz
bden: poor ryh0, i no how 2 burn it off >
jWALK: GAYYBUTTSECKSORLY?
spith: wur iz duh bong?
jWALK: under muh bed. but u iz gonna hav 2 work 4 it bb
spith: duz it involve gettin' nekkid?
bden: if it duz i iz helpin
peter: me 2
gaybb: no peter, u r 2 small
peter:
bden: *pelvic thrust*
ryh0:
spith: o no! teenies!!!!
bden: i dun wanna get raped
peter: it'z 2 l8 4 dat bden
bden: dat wuz u. no waii! it felt bigger den u
peter: stfu!
spith:......muh butt hurtz jWALK
jWALK: and dat wuz just round 1
peter: i iz gunna b duh ref.
gaybb: me 2
ryh0: totes
billvy: BOO
bden: WTF
ryh0: shup bden! u iz ruinin' duh mood
peter: i iz uh daddii!
spith: learn 2 keep it in ur pants peter
fatty patty: gbfhgbfdjkbj
bden: ??????
Fatty patty: *swallows* i said i iz readdii
peter: 4 wut bb?
fatty patty: *pelvic thrust* *breaks hip in process* *falls*
peter: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bden: duh wurld iz endin'!
ryh0: o no!
gaybb: *hides*
jWALK: wut iz goin on?
spith: EARTHQUAKE u fool!
jWALK: o. dats nice
fatty patty: muh hip hurtz

not the best one I've written, but it's something. comments?

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Asskarth,

lol hids?

isnt it spelled hides? 0.o

lol

quote:

Originally posted by scampluvsryan:
lol hids?

isnt it spelled hides? 0.o

lol

it is now

quote:

fatty patty: *pelvic thrust* *breaks hip in process* *falls*
peter: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
update again soon this ROCKS =]

because Artichoke! In A Northern Downpour wants it, here's another update


bden: lawlz we shuld totes put pot leaves all over duh stage 2day
ryh0: but dat will giv us uhwA
spith: no it wont ryh0, dis bong will
jWALK: put dat away spith!
peter: *takes pic of bong* HA
ryh0: no waii peter!
peter: 2 l8 ryh0, it iz on duh interweb
fatti patti: iz it bad dat muh wheelchair wheels are collapsing?
bden: uh...yeah
gaybb: HEY HEY HEY
bden: sup fat albert
gaybb: no itz gaybb
ryh0: o.
peter: gaybb, u iz muh muney makrr 2nite
gaybb: no. u iz 2 small 4 me
bden: u wuz fried like uh baked potato
ryh0: i think i just lost brain cells again
jWALK: wowo bden
spith: sum1 stole muh bong!
ryh0: uh o. now every1 nos
bden: next dey will find out bout all duh gaybutsecks we be havin
jWALK: i hope not. dat wood kinda suck harder than a vacuum cleaner
peter: or me.
fatti patti: or me
peter: u dun suck, u chew
bden: LAWLZ
ryh0: kelT duz 2
RANDOM T33Ni3: OMG!!!! ryden&joncer exist!!!!
bden: we iz so screwed
ryh0: just w8 till l8er, den U'll b screwed

quote:

Originally posted by PinstripedTophat:
jWALK: i hope not. dat wood kinda suck harder than a vacuum cleaner
peter: or me.
fatti patti: or me
peter: u dun suck, u chew
bden: LAWLZ
ryh0: kelT duz 2

hahaha. LMFAO

quote:

RANDOM T33Ni3: OMG!!!! ryden&joncer exist!!!!
bden: we iz so screwed
ryh0: just w8 till l8er, den U'll b screwed

LMAO wow.
I like this.

quote:

bden: u wuz fried like uh baked potato
ryh0: i think i just lost brain cells again

can I put that in my sig? that is AWESOME. thanks for the personal update =] do it again soon!
oh yeah, and I think it's unhealthy how hard I laugh at this.

xD
All the updates made me LOL

OH LAWRD

lmfaorofl lmfaorofl lmfaorofl.

quote:

ryh0: well. dey cant have dem, cuz bden eats dem at burger king

I LOVE YOU. LMFAO, xD