This actually came from Kaspleenfa. I mentioned that there was a guy on America's Got Talent who dressed as Britney Spears, we were talking about Gabilliam, and I was like, "I wanna do a crossdressing fic," and she was like, "DOOOITTT". So I did it.

When Gabe goes into the nice little record store on the street down from him, he thinks it’s very nice. It’s small, but not too crowded. A few people are around the store. The carpet is faded blue, the wallpaper probably hasn’t changed since the 80s, and the cashier seems as bored as hell. Still, it seems very nice.

Gabe looks at the title of the CDs, looks over the records, just browsing around. He sees a few that he wants, but he only has money for one CD, so he wants one that he’ll listen to constantly. It’s a hard choice, since he’s still looking for a new job (okay, maybe he shouldn’t have made out with his co worker Alex in the closet, but hey, he couldn’t help himself) but then he spots a tall, lanky woman in the corner of the store. Gabe can only see her back, but from what he can see, the prospect is pretty good. She’s wearing a short denim skirt and a red tank top.

Gabe decides to waltz over to the lady. She’s thin and has a nice ass, so what the hell.

“Hello, there,” Gabe says, including his suave Spanish accent. The girl makes a noise in the back of her throat, a noise that says, “Get the fuck away from me. Seriously.”

But Gabe presses forward and says, “You look very nice, miss.” She turns around, and hey, oh shit, she’s not a she at all. She is actually a he. Gabe makes a face and says, “OH MY GOD, YOU’RE A GUY!” And then he looks pretty pissed. He slaps Gabe in the face and kicks him in the groin so hard with his high heels that Gabe collapses to the floor.

“Bastard,” he hisses, before strutting out the door.

…Gabe has to say, that’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

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Originally posted by throwxyourxfangsxup:
If I get enough readers, I may continue this. MAY, KASSY, MAY.

DDDx may? MAY? WTF BETCH. D:<

you ppl better read this. xD

LOL OMC.
That was amazing.

SRSLY. CONTINUE, FO SHO

CONTINUECONTINUECONTINUECONTINUE

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

BECAUSE OF YOU KASSY. (And okay, anyone else who read it.) Just so you know, each chapter with be a drabble. Seriously, I have too many fics on my plate (THANKS, KASSY) to write another one. So:


CHAPTER DOS:
Gabe manages to limp back to his apartment, after minimal concern of the record store keeper (he was on the floor for a bit, because, hello, high heels). The climb up the stairs to the apartment complex is painful, but Gabe gets up and opens the door. Inside is Alex, flipping through the channels on the TV. He looks up and sees Gabe.

“Yo, Gabe!” Alex greets, turning off the TV, “I thought we were going to the mall for some good fast food. I was going to call you, but you left your phone here. What took you so long, dude?”

Gabe’s lips turn into a taunt line before he speaks. “I kinda got attacked by a cross dresser.” Alex stares at Gabe for a whole 2 seconds before bursting into laughter. Gabe just glares at him until Alex regains his composure and wipes away an invisible tear from under his eye.

“Okay, okay,” Alex starts, laughter still trapped in his voice, “What’s the real reason?” Gabe just looks at Alex. Alex looks back, waiting, until Gabe shifts uncomfortably and Alex’s smile fades and he goes, “Oh shit. You’re serious.”

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After they get to the mall, Alex and Gabe head to the food court, Gabe getting a salad and Alex getting a Big Mac meal. Gabe makes a disgusted face, “Dude, how can you eat that? You’re eating a fucking cow.”

“Because I can,” Alex says with his mouth full. “How can you eat that? You’re eating poor, defenseless lettuce.” Gabe rolls his eyes and stabs his salad with his fork, not really eating it. “Okay, back on subject: the cross dressing guy.”

“Alex,” Gave groans, “Can we not talk about it? Seriously, it pains me just to think about it.” Gabe automatically brings a hand to cup his crotch, protecting his genitals.

“No, man, it’s hilarious. You got your ass kicked by a guy that dresses as a girl!” Gabe rolls his eyes again before getting up to get a smoothie. “Hey, hey, get me one too!”

Gabe manages to get the two smoothies (that were very expensive, so Alex better pay his shit back) and tries to walks back. Tries, is the key word, because someone spills their own smoothie on his shirt and hoodie. Gabe yelps and almost drops his own smoothie, before putting them down and taking the napkins that are thrown at him by the Smoothie Spiller.

“Oh, shit,” the person said, “I’m so fucking sor – Oh my God, it’s you,” Gabe looks up from patting the freezing cold smoothie off his shirt. And, oh my God, it’s him.

It’s the cross dresser.


It's kinda long. e_e Obviously we know who the cross dresser is, but we'll actually mention his name in the next chapter.

I WANT MOREEEEE

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

its really good =D

=D

Ahaha, that was really funny, Taylor. =D

ah, ty ty guys.

Hahah. I'm so original.

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I WANT MOREEEEE

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

its really good =D

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BECAUSE OF YOU KASSY.

YAY ='D

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(THANKS, KASSY)

LOL YOU'RE WELCOME xD and yes, I know you were being sarcastic.

and be glad cause now I SHALL CONTINUE TO LOVE YOU =D

Maybe I wasn't being sarcastic, Kassy, hm?

so you're happy that i gave you lots of fics to do? xD

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