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“I WRITE FUCKED UP STORIES NOT TRAGEDIES” story
By Carli & Kendra WE WERE BORED PEOPLE, WE DID THIS OVER MSN hahaha Featuring FBR and Decaydance stars Starring.... Brendon Urie Ryan Ross Pete Wentz Mark Hoppus Spencer Smith Jon Walker William Beckett Gabe Saporta Hayley Williams Guy Ripley Monkey 5 year old kid Some random pedo/ Ryho’s dad Only read if have a sense of humour, kthanks ------- BRENDON: I AM COOLER THAN A MONKEY EATING BANANAS MONKEY EATING BANANA: NO YOUR NOT BRENDON: YES I AM MONKEY: OH IT’S ON BIATCH *HITS BRENDON IN FACE WITH BANANA NUUUUU THAT WAS A GOOD BANANA!* BRENDON: EVIL BANANA'S ATTACK! *HIDES BEHIND RYAN* MONKEY: I SHALL USE MAH POWER SUPER BANANA KICK MONKEY: RYANN I COULD NEVAHH HURT YOUU I LOVE YOUU RYAN: WTH? IM SO SMEXY MONKEYS LOVE ME PETE: NOT AS MUCH AS ME! MONKEY: OH YEAH BB GIVE IT TO MEHH *STARTS HUMPING RYHO* RYAN: EWW IM NOT LONGER A VIRGIN PETE: *GETS READY TO HIT MUNKEH BUT ENDS UP MAKING OUT WITH RYHO* RYAN: HELP MEHH PETE RYAN: OR THAT’S GOOD, TOO! RYAN: I LIKE THAT, PETE WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? PETE: ITS MAH NEW MOVE! BEEN PRACTICING RYAN: OOHHHH WOW MONKEY: *PUTS BANANA TO FOREHEAD* WITHOUT RYRO I AM NUTHING BRENDON: ARRRGHH EVERYONE WHU ABOUT MEHHH RYAN *STILL MAKING OUT WITH MR.WENTZ* JOIN IN, THIS GUY IS A SEX GOD BRENDON: OH HELL YES WE SHALL HAVE A MAN WHORE THREESOME MONKEY: WHU ABOUT MEH? RYAN: NO MUNKEHS ALLOWED SPENCAHHH: I LIKE MEN HAYLEY: WTF I UR GUYS PROBALEMMSS? PETE:HAYLEY? YOU ARE A GIRL, SHOO HAYLEY: YOU NEVER WERE NICE *CRIES* GUY RIPLEY: DELICIOUS! GUY RIPLEY: WHERES MY GAYYBIEEE? GABE: IM HEREEE RIPPER WILLIAM: HONEY IM HOME! PETE: OMFC IT’S LIKE A FULL ORGY. BRENDON: FJHGFKHGF LITTLE 5 YEAR OLD KID: WHATS AN ORGY? BRENDON: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM JON: NOW WILLIAM DEAR, PUT THE KETTLE ON! KID: THAT MAN JUST CUSSED GABE: IS DIS KID IN MAH SHOT? KID GET OUTTA MAH SHOT! GABE: GET DAH FUCK OUTTA MAH SHOT SPENCAHHH: I LIKE MEN PETE: NICE! SOME RANDOM PEDO: *BONER* RYAN: OMFC IT’S MY DAD SOME RANDOM PEDO/ RYANS DAD: HI SON BRENDON: SHALALLALALAL MY OH MY GO ON KISS THE GUY SPENCAHH: I LIKE MEN RYAN: BRENDONNNNNNN WHERE ARE YOU MAH HUNEHH MUFFIN GAYBIIEE: GUY I NEED YOU GUY RIPLEY: GABE IM PUTTING OUT A FIREE GABE: WHAT FIRE GUY RIPLEY: THE ONE ON YOUR BACK CUZ YOUR SO HOTT MARK HOPPUS: DUDES IM HERE! 5 YEAR OLD KID: YAY! MARK HOPPUS: WHO THE FUCK IS YOU PETE: OMG! MARK HOPPUS! -DIES- KID: I DONT KNOW GABE: Y R U STILL HERE KID: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CUSS SO MUCH! RYAN: PETE JUZ DIED FUCK BRENDON: RESUSITATION KID: I LIEK WATCHING YOU GUYS RYAN: I LIKE YOU WATCHING US KENDRA: I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HAVING FUN, BUT IT’S TIME FOR DINNER SPENCAHH: I LIKE MEN, ARE WE HAVING MEN FOR DINNER? BRENDON: DINNERRRR! *TOTALLY DITCHES RYAN AND PETE* GUY RIPLEY: OMFC TACOS? SPENCAH: KENDWA....WILL YOU BRUSH MY BARBIE DOLL HAIR FOR ME....I ALMOST RIPPIED TIFFANY'S HEAD OFF LAST TIME...AND I LIKE MEN... KENDRA: SPECAHH YOU... HAVE... BARBIE... DOLLZ...OMFC...I LOVE YOU... SPENCAHH: BUT I LIKE MEN BRENDON: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK RYAN: YES BRENDON, YES PLEASE! KID: HE JUST SAID THE F WORD! BRENDON: FUCK? RYAN: SANTA ISNT REAL RYAN *CRIES* RYAN: NOW I WILL DIE KID: YOUR LIES MAKE ME CRY MONKEY: EVERYONE JUZ FURGOT BOUT MEHH! BRENDON: KID! GET LOST....YOU MADE RYAN CRY KID: OMG IT’S A MONKEY GABE: WTF YOUR STILL HERE, KID MONKEY: NO SHIT KID WILLIAM: *GRABS RYAN AND KID AND THROWS THEM IN A CLOSET TOGETHER* GUY RIPLEY: HELLO, IM GUY RIPLEY! TODAY I WILL BE TALKING TO A MONKEY...DELICIOUS GABE: RYAN WILL WORK ON THAT KID WILLLIAM: I PUT A CAMERA IN DERE! GNA YOUTUBE IT OH YESS KENDRA: OMG LOOKS WHOSE HERE BRENDON: A CAMEL KENDRA: NO....CARLI BRENDON: A CAMEL WOULD LET ME GO ON CAMEL RIDES CARLI: DONT WORRY, BDEN I GET MISTAKEN FOR A CAMEL BRENDON: CAN YOU GIVE ME A CAMEL RIDE *RYAN AND KID COME OUT OF CLOSET* CARLI: NUU BRENDON: PWEEASEE CARLI? CARLI: FINE! HOP ON. BRENDON & CARLI: WHEEEEE! RYAN: AND DONT TELL ANYONE WHERE UNCLE RYAN PUT HIS...OH...HI GUYS KID: VIRGIN EYES...MAH POOOR VIRGIN EYES KID: UNCLE RYAN IS THE NEW MICHEAL JACKSON RYAN: DAMN STRAIGHT--UHH I MEAN SHUSH KID BRENDON: YOU JUST KNEW THAT? JON: I WANT A CUP OF TEA JON: I WIN KENDRA: YES, YES YOU DO JON: I'M A LADIES MAN SPENCER: I LOVE JON...WHO IS A MAN RYAN: GAY LOVE IS COOL KID: WHAT IS GAY RYAN: BACK TO THE CLOST! WILLIAM: GABE...I MISS YOU... BRENDON: RYAN IS MAH PEDO HERO GAYYBBIIEEE: DONT WORRY BILLIAM I AM HERE, COME WITH ME AND GUY, TIS FUN CARLI: BRENDON, IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MAH BACK NOW I WILL HAVE TO USE MAH "SUPAHH VANNILLAAH PEAPPAHH SPRAY-AHH" BRENDON *CRIES* FINE THEN CARLI. JON: *GRABS CARLI AND KENDRA* WERE GONNA GO FIND WATER SPENCER: WHAT ABOUT ME? JON: *MAKES OUT WITH SPENCER* I'M NOT A LADIES AND GENTS MAN RYAN: *JUST WATCHES* KENDRA: YOU ARE SPENCER'S MAN... JON: NO OTHER LADY AND GENT CAN TOUCH ME....OR CAN THEY RYAN: I AM EVERYONES MAN BRENDON & PETE: OH YERR BB KID: UNCLE RYAN...I BROUGHT MY FRIENDS LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO RYAN: GOOD CHILD NOW INTO THE CLOSET GUY RIPLEY: THIS CHAOS IS...SO... DELICIOUS! RYAN: GUY, YOU ARE TOO TALL BRENDON: HOLIDAY SALE HOLIDAY SALE ITS THE FUELED BY RAMEN HOLIDAY SALE….OMG I GREW A PEDO BEARD! HAYLEY: HUMANS! I AM BACK! GAYYBBIIEE: HOW YOU DOING? HAYLEY: AND NOW I’M GONE. RYAN: BRENDON! YOU AND YOUR PEDO BEARD SHOULD JOIN ME IN THE CLOSET! BRENDON: OKAY! WHATS GOING ON IN THE CLOSET? RYAN: YOU’LL SEE. –pulls brendon in- BRENDON: OMG! LITTLE CHILDREN EVERYWHERE! MARK HOPPUS: DIE MUNKEH DIE! MUNKEH: I AM IMMORTAL. FELL MY SUPER BANANA POWERS! MUAHAHAHHAHA BRENDON AND RYAN: AND DON’T TELL ANYONE WHERE UNCLE BRENNY AND RYAN- OH HI GUYS! GUY RIPLEY: DELICIOUS. BRENDON & PETE & RYAN & GAYYBBIIEE & WILLIAM & GUY RIPLEY & SPENCER & JON & KID & MARK HOPPUS & RANDOM PEDO GUY/ RYANS DAD & MUNNKEEH: -dies- CARLI: WELL WHAT NOW... KENDRA: YOU'RE ASKING MEH! CARLI: WELL DUH. KENDRA: NOO UGGHH DON’T WORREHH! CARLI: LETS DIE! -dies aswell- KENDRA: WHATEVER -dies- The end. HOPE YOU LIKED IT  comments are appreciated thankyou This message has been edited. Last edited by: caarli[DECAYDANCE], ----- Yo. I'm Carliiii. Formerly i_had_the_world I AM A VEGETARIAN. Fall Out Boy+Hey Monday +All American Rejects 18-02-09 KENDRA + I ARE LEGEND SISTAHHHS XD MAHHSPACE LIVE JOURNAL! fall out boy-18-02-09 You should definitely read these fics; Kendra + my unf-a-licious fic Kendra's + Maggies awesome fic Lyn's + Kendra's legendness fic Lyn's fantabulous fic Another one of Lyn's fantabulous fics |
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OMFC! YOU POSTED IT!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
****************************** Hey there! I'm Kendra. Carli and I are LEGEND sistahs! -That's right, be jealous- Slurpees+Skittles =Water I mean<3 I've been adopted by Maggie AND SHE IS MY TWIN SISTAH FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! and I've adopted Lyn, Andrea, Alicia and Amanina I'm their mommy so DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH THEM!! -PROUD MEMBER OF THE PEDO POTATO PALS POW-WOW- (Official Potato Pal) -PROUD MEMBER OF BOB'S PARADE!-(Official Coolness Inspector) ********************************** |
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*laughs*
Omg. *laughs* Bravo! *applause* Who was chewing on his Parliaments when he tried to save the caLYNdar business.. He tried to save the caLYNdar business.. Lyn here! XD  ---> Clicky Clicky please?Please read: Alone In this Bed, House and Head My New Fic :] It Was ME, Myself and I, 'till then He Came My fic :] It Felt So Wrong, Yet So Right Me and Kendra's fic :] I WRITE FUCKED UP STORIES, NOT TRAGEDIES Carli and Kendra's kick-ass fic :] Harlequin Girls Suffering from Straightjacket Feelings Kendra and Maggie's ficcy =] Adopted by Kendra- my milo sister :] Buena is my fellow Filipino boardie member! \m/ woot  ~Pedo Patroller of The Pedo Potato Pals POW-WOW ~We should REINVENT LOVE, right? |
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LMFAO AWESOME STORY GUYS. xDDD
~~~~~~~~ Hi, i'm Alison! Call me Ali or whatever you want. But feel free to run screaming. Wait. No. I encourage you to. Nat-izzle[PanicManic] is my glasses buddy BOBrutaRAY is my Al(l)ison Almost twin. Holly is my Phantom Planet Karaoke buddy. ;D I was adopted by Rachel Owns.Tay [Ryro.is.love.<3] is my boardie sister ;D ~~~~~~~~ OHYEAH WE ARE SG PIMP && BABYS. ~~~~~~~~ WE THE FOOLS~ ~~~~~~~~ ATL CULT MEMBER: dawSON |
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hhahahaha thanks guys xD
----- Yo. I'm Carliiii. Formerly i_had_the_world I AM A VEGETARIAN. Fall Out Boy+Hey Monday +All American Rejects 18-02-09 KENDRA + I ARE LEGEND SISTAHHHS XD MAHHSPACE LIVE JOURNAL! fall out boy-18-02-09 You should definitely read these fics; Kendra + my unf-a-licious fic Kendra's + Maggies awesome fic Lyn's + Kendra's legendness fic Lyn's fantabulous fic Another one of Lyn's fantabulous fics |
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YES! we appreciate the COMMENTS!
****************************** Hey there! I'm Kendra. Carli and I are LEGEND sistahs! -That's right, be jealous- Slurpees+Skittles =Water I mean<3 I've been adopted by Maggie AND SHE IS MY TWIN SISTAH FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! and I've adopted Lyn, Andrea, Alicia and Amanina I'm their mommy so DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH THEM!! -PROUD MEMBER OF THE PEDO POTATO PALS POW-WOW- (Official Potato Pal) -PROUD MEMBER OF BOB'S PARADE!-(Official Coolness Inspector) ********************************** |
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-laughs ass off-
oh my jesus that was so funny... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ My name is Lyra and I was adopted by Laura(Muffyrules252) I tend to abuse smiley faces Purple~ is a cool color ~Honourary Summer Buddie ~Kickass Awesome Unipire Supporter ~Official Znoby fangirl of Bob's Parade ~My Fanfictions - The Song Remains the Same -Happiness in Misery - One and Lonely ~ The Best Rydon Ever!! ~Act Naturally |
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will there be a sequal?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ My name is Lyra and I was adopted by Laura(Muffyrules252) I tend to abuse smiley faces Purple~ is a cool color ~Honourary Summer Buddie ~Kickass Awesome Unipire Supporter ~Official Znoby fangirl of Bob's Parade ~My Fanfictions - The Song Remains the Same -Happiness in Misery - One and Lonely ~ The Best Rydon Ever!! ~Act Naturally |
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LOL!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<(I stole that heart from Taylor, even though it belongs to William) *~ My name is Maddie. I like the color BLUE awesome angela-madison-morgan-kacie Panic Nov. 4 2008 Mah Stories: You Know It Will Always Just Be Me NeW!!! ~~*-- It was the craziest~thing--*~~ you know how everyone does e.e? well mine is E.E. |
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I'll talk to Kendra maybe... ----- Yo. I'm Carliiii. Formerly i_had_the_world I AM A VEGETARIAN. Fall Out Boy+Hey Monday +All American Rejects 18-02-09 KENDRA + I ARE LEGEND SISTAHHHS XD MAHHSPACE LIVE JOURNAL! fall out boy-18-02-09 You should definitely read these fics; Kendra + my unf-a-licious fic Kendra's + Maggies awesome fic Lyn's + Kendra's legendness fic Lyn's fantabulous fic Another one of Lyn's fantabulous fics |
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we'll think of a sequal on another boring day xD
and plus we want more demands for sequal's first ****************************** Hey there! I'm Kendra. Carli and I are LEGEND sistahs! -That's right, be jealous- Slurpees+Skittles =Water I mean<3 I've been adopted by Maggie AND SHE IS MY TWIN SISTAH FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! and I've adopted Lyn, Andrea, Alicia and Amanina I'm their mommy so DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH THEM!! -PROUD MEMBER OF THE PEDO POTATO PALS POW-WOW- (Official Potato Pal) -PROUD MEMBER OF BOB'S PARADE!-(Official Coolness Inspector) ********************************** |
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ICU LURKERS READING OUR FUCKED UP FIC.....
well, peoples....a sequal might be in the making! you'll just have to wait and see ****************************** Hey there! I'm Kendra. Carli and I are LEGEND sistahs! -That's right, be jealous- Slurpees+Skittles =Water I mean<3 I've been adopted by Maggie AND SHE IS MY TWIN SISTAH FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! and I've adopted Lyn, Andrea, Alicia and Amanina I'm their mommy so DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH THEM!! -PROUD MEMBER OF THE PEDO POTATO PALS POW-WOW- (Official Potato Pal) -PROUD MEMBER OF BOB'S PARADE!-(Official Coolness Inspector) ********************************** |
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PLEEEEEEASSSE!?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ My name is Lyra and I was adopted by Laura(Muffyrules252) I tend to abuse smiley faces Purple~ is a cool color ~Honourary Summer Buddie ~Kickass Awesome Unipire Supporter ~Official Znoby fangirl of Bob's Parade ~My Fanfictions - The Song Remains the Same -Happiness in Misery - One and Lonely ~ The Best Rydon Ever!! ~Act Naturally |
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yeah yeah yeah...TACO WOMAN...we'll make a sequal soon...
****************************** Hey there! I'm Kendra. Carli and I are LEGEND sistahs! -That's right, be jealous- Slurpees+Skittles =Water I mean<3 I've been adopted by Maggie AND SHE IS MY TWIN SISTAH FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! and I've adopted Lyn, Andrea, Alicia and Amanina I'm their mommy so DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH THEM!! -PROUD MEMBER OF THE PEDO POTATO PALS POW-WOW- (Official Potato Pal) -PROUD MEMBER OF BOB'S PARADE!-(Official Coolness Inspector) ********************************** |
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SEQUEL IS COMING IN FUTURE.
----- Yo. I'm Carliiii. Formerly i_had_the_world I AM A VEGETARIAN. Fall Out Boy+Hey Monday +All American Rejects 18-02-09 KENDRA + I ARE LEGEND SISTAHHHS XD MAHHSPACE LIVE JOURNAL! fall out boy-18-02-09 You should definitely read these fics; Kendra + my unf-a-licious fic Kendra's + Maggies awesome fic Lyn's + Kendra's legendness fic Lyn's fantabulous fic Another one of Lyn's fantabulous fics |
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