October 31st. 11:00 P.M.

So ‘twas all hollows eve. Not a creature was stirring. Except four young lads. Each was on the verge of being buzzed. But each was still conscious enough to remember names, locations and president’s names. The first boy, a hampering type of boy. He was sipping some Red Bull Vodka mixture out of a red plastic cup; he called it his magic juice. He enjoyed looking at himself, and walking around naked when no one was looking, though he surely would do it when people were around. Brendon Urie was a little off the edge of life, but he surely got around.
The boy next to him, a tall thin figure cracked his bony fingers. Now Ryan Ross was a simple kid, he rarely got in trouble, never got into fights, and always said please and thank you. He scanned the room to see unfamiliar faces. But that’s what you get for going on tour and going to a Halloween party in a state you are not familiar with.
Jonathon Walker took a deep breath as a girl walked past him. She was probably six inches taller than him. Now Jon isn’t short, he’s just shorter than most guys. He scratched his beard and yawned. He was bored and wanted to sleep.
Oh, then there was young Spencer Smith. The boy skipped to the brightly orange and purple covered table and unraveled a Snicker bar. He loves candy, and that’s what Halloween is about. He pondered as the thoughts of his childhood came at hand. He remembered walking around the neighbor hood with Ryan Ross, getting candy from strangers. He remembers getting candy from strangers at different times, but he quickly shook the memory out of his head.
There was a knock at the door of the party. Of course no one could here it, except Jon. Jon opened the door and saw a body. They had an orange jumpsuit on and a china doll mask on. He thought it was a scary costume, but let the man in. The man nodded and went on into the party, not talking to anyone. Jon had to use the bathroom, since there is nothing else to do. He wandered upstairs, opening every door he saw, hoping to find the chicos room. He finally got the right one. He tried turning on the light, but it wouldn’t turn on. I hope I don’t miss he thought to himself as he looked around the room. The door closed behind him and Jon turned quickly. There was the man he let into the party. Jon was about to open his mouth to tell the guy he’s not interested when the man hit the bathroom mirror. Shattered glass fell down and Jon was breathing heavy. The man picked up one of the broken pieces of glass and headed towards Jon.
Brendon was getting antsy. He had a mild headache and decided to walk outside and have a smoke. He walked outside and leaned against the wall of the stucco house. He took out a pack of Cigarettes from his back pocket and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth and nodded at a girl who walked by. He started digging around in his pockets to only find out he didn’t have a liter. He heard a flick of a flame and turned around. He spotted a small firelight coming from the side of the house. Brendon was like a kitten, very curious. He walked over to see no one there. He walked a bit farther and slipped on something wet that sent him falling to the ground. He was lying in a puddle of a strong scented liquid. He couldn’t remember what it was until he saw a man in an orange jumpsuit and a mask on hold up a flame. It was the smell of gasoline.
Sitting on the corner couch, texting his girlfriend, was Ryan. He texted both Brendon and Jon asking where they were. He didn’t get any responses. He looked over at Spencer eating some candy and laughed to himself. It’s like a drug to that boy. A small grumble came from the stomach of the guitarist. He didn’t want candy, he wanted some real food. He headed to the kitchen and felt free to look in the refrigerator and cabinets. He felt like someone was watching him, but there was no one in the kitchen with him. All of a sudden his phone vibrated, startling him. He checked his new text from Jon Walker. I’m in the laundry room, I found something weird it read. Ryan headed to the laundry room, after asking a few people where it was. It was empty and cold. He looked at the decorations hanging from the walls and ceiling. What caught his eye was an iron sword that hung from the wall. He scanned the place a few more times looking for Jon before giving up. He went to the door and couldn’t open it. It was like it had been locked. He knocked, but no one came. I’ll just text someone and tell them to open the door he thought. He paced back and forth, waiting for someone to respond. He heard a shift and turned. He saw a man, with a mask and an orange jumpsuit on holding the sword. There were strings attached to the sword. The man let go of the sword and Ryan turned around and started running. But it was too late. It swung.
Little Spencer was wondering where all his friends went. I wonder if they ditched me he thought. They always would do this too him. He walked outside with a hard step. He saw they’re van and it started going down the street. He ran after it and grabbed onto the passenger side door handle. The car slowed down as he entered. Spencer didn’t even want to talk to them. He looked over and saw a man with a mask. It wasn’t one of his friends. The doors locked suddenly as the car started doing 80 down the road. Spencer’s breaths quickened as he saw the edge of a cliff coming off the horizon. When he tried to say something nothing would escape his mouth. In a second he was weightless. The car leaned forward and he saw the jagged rock. He turned back to the driver with wide eyes. The man removed his mask to reveal an old face.

“M-M-McCain!” He stuttered.



Vote Obama.

Wow
LOL Mccain killed them all ;-;
That was really good.

oh yeah.
i would so vote obama if i was american (:

I knew it, Mccain is nothing but trouble...

oh wow...McCain the murderer...somehow i think that Palin would fit that category better...

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Originally posted by Crazy Sparkle Monster:
oh wow...McCain the murderer...somehow i think that Palin would fit that category better...

I was going to have it Palin, but she wouldn't kill herself. She wants to stay with her moose in Alaska... She can see Russia from her house...

true, true...

It was still really cool and funny though. and wtf, a sword in the laundry room?

i wish i could write as well as you at times...=]

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Originally posted by SatelliteKryptonite:

quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Sparkle Monster:
oh wow...McCain the murderer...somehow i think that Palin would fit that category better...

I was going to have it Palin, but she wouldn't kill herself. She wants to stay with her moose in Alaska... She can see Russia from her house...

omfg i laughed hysterically

and technically isnt it mooosei?

idk dont ask bwahahahahahahahah im crazt dont let that bother you

That should be made into a pro-Obama ad or something.
Last year, McCain came to our town hall (I have no idea why, it's a tiny town) and some kids got to meet him/talk to him/get stickers and posters. On the bus, a couple of the kids were shoving posters in everyone's face, screaming "McCAINED!"
The ending reminded me of that so I started loling.

LOL me and my friend made up an alternate ending:

As McCain and Spencer were falling Spencer saw a glimpse of a branch and grabbed onto it. "Some how" he grabbed on to it and jumped out.
When he was out all he heard was an "AHH SHIT!" from McCain and an explosion from the car.
Spencer climbed up and went back to the party. He found his friends' bodies and, again, "some how" carried them to his house. As Spencer was secretly a witch, he summoned there spirits back to their bodies, and they lived. One night the four went out to where ever Sarah Palin lived [probably with her moose in Alaska, LOL] and picked up some random gun on the floor and pulled the trigger. Fortunately, the moose survived. The next day, (November 4) Barack Obama was elected president, and everybody cheered. After that day, no one ever saw McCain and Palin again...


: D

Love it!!!!! Can I be in this?

LOL

Well only 3 more days until they announce Obama as president. I think he'd be proud of this story hahahahaha.

We'll send the alternate ending with it.

haha awesome : D