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Hayleys pov
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I closed the door behind me, my parents standing just outside of the hallway looking at me, Spencer tapped his foot, Holli was holding a stern face, "Ya know that was compleetly wrong!" Holli said trying hard to either keep a straight face, or to keep being stern, i couldn't tell which.

"We really should ground you."Spencer said giving me serious face, I knew i was doomed to something being taken away, I just hoped it wasn't my drumsticks.

"If it wasn't the funniest and coolest thing i had ever seen someone do I would ground you, but only to be good parents, so just tell Pete you got grounded but were going for ice cream to celebrate!" Holli smiled at me, I Let out a sigh thanking god I wasn't in any trouble.

"How the hell did you get a possie?" Spencer asked grabbing Holli an oversized hoodie from the closet.

"Long story I'll tell you after ice cream!" I said snapping as my possie followed me upstairs, earning laughs from all the adult from downstairs. " You guys We have to do something about " I made quotes with my fingers "Uncle Pete!" I rolled my eyes, he made me call him that.

" I say we kill him!" Steph said pulling on a hoodie and some high top convese.

"Great idea!" And we walked down stairs, To the still sobbing Maisie holding on to Pete, it broke my heart, how could he hurt someone that bad?

Haha I'm just so bad ass huh? I gots an idea! Sorta!

Hayley's POV
Licking my cone of Chunky Monkey with my "mom" and "dad" I thought. 'Pete WILL sleep with the fishes, before the week is up!' I swore to myself. My parents hadn't been serious when they asked how I got a possy, they just figured I was the leader of a group of friends, they didn't understand. I sighed. I thought about Maisie. Pete needed to pay. Then it came to me! It was another rip off from the Godfather, but it just might work!

*******THAT NIGHT**********

"Be quiet guys!" I whispered into the dark night. I couldn't see them, but I heard my people muttering thier apologies.
We snuck into Pete's house.
"So we're gonna leave Hemmingway's head in his bed?" Steph asked. Rebecca gasped.
"STEPH! THAT'S SICK!!! We're gonna cut his guitar in half and leave the top half in his bed!" I scolded. Rebecca sighed with relief.
"Oh... sorry." Steph said. I rolled my eyes. We searched the house and we finally found it. Skillfully, we used a saw to tear the guitar in half. We snuck into Pete's bedroom and slip the mutilated instrument under the covers. We made it home without anyone ever knowing we were gone. Maisie looked like she had finally stoped crying. I hugged her.
"It's ok now Maisie." I soothed. "We sent little Petey a message." She gave me a strange look.
"You know nothing," I said, "It's better that way." She narrowed her eyes but asked no questions. Just the way it should be.

Amazing!

SOrry I died my compy froze and i just got it working!

Oh that's ok. I'm just glad you weren't eaten by the llama man!

What would you think of me trying to write a really serious story? It's not what I usually do but I might be better at that.

I died again I think teh messanger is why my compy was freezing
anywyas I'm working on an update

OK! I posted another chapter on my new story!

Spencer had woken up before anyone else in the house, deciding that it would be nice, he began making breakfast, thumping on something when he could, The phone rang, causing him to jump. It was only 8 in the morning who was calling right now, The caller Id Read Wentz, Pete. He chuckled to himself before answering in his usual fashion of saying something random enough to get the person on the other end to laugh, "Spencer's Kitchen, your talking to Spencer, How can I help this wonderful morning?" He was cheery for some reason, it was unusual, The yelling from the other end of the phone began no sooner that the words had left his mouth. "Woah Woah, Woah. Petey Slow down, I can't understand you when your yelling and talking a mile a minute." Spencer said flipping some bacon. {{I'm making myself hungary}} "whats the hell?" Spencer asked dropping the phone as peter spoke the words slowly. "Jon couldn't have done anything like that, theres no way in hell he could bring himself to cutting any bass in half, I mean he'd probably steal it and add it to his collection to cut it in half!" Spencer said into tech phone he had picked up, "Just chill out Pete I'll be over in a second, let me finish making breakfast." He pulled the phone away as Pete began yelling more,"She doesn't have me whipped besides she's not even awake yet. "Spencer hung up the phone not being able to stand hearing anymore. "Fuck him, I'm finishing breakfast first!" Spencer mumbled to himself as He turned the bacon and mixed the potatoes.

"Morning!" I felt chipper, I don't know how, I had barely slept, I kept getting cramps in my back no doubt from james moving around, he was already parting like a rockstar, to bad he was using my body to throw it in.

"Good morning to you!" He kissed my nose, "And good morning to you!" he kissed my stomach.

"Its more like good night! because he likes trying to keep mommy up at night by partying in her belly!" I said looking at the food he was making ," God Spence, it smells great!" I kissed him on the cheek.

"Pete woke up today with his guitar cut in half in his bed." He was trying not to laugh.

"your kidding?" My eyes grew before i started busting up laughing."Thats funny!"

"He thinks Jon did it!"

"Jon wouldn't!" Hayley stumbled in to the kitchen.

"Caffeine!!!!!" She sprang for the fridge.

"OH NO!" I jumped for the fridge, " I if can't have caffeine noone can!" I grabbed the 12 pack of red bull out of the fridge and took them upstairs and locked them in my closet, I was the only with a key.

"your going to kill me!" Hayley muttered picking up a piece of bacon while Spencer wasn't watching.

"Then your going to die a long slow 4 month long death!" I smirked, walking back into the kitchen. Spencer whispered something in her ear. I raised an eyebrow at the of pair, someone would seriously die with out caffeine in this house, the next months were going to be long and hard. "Hal! Listen to this, Someone broke into peters and cut his guitar in half and put into his bed!" I laughed as Hayley stared at me, making sure it was oaky to laugh.

"Well breakfast is ready, you guys can go get the others while i rinse some of these dishes, please?" I grunted and stole a piece of bacon before walking to the foot of the stairs,

"Everyone up stairs who's hungry get down here and have breakfast!" I whispered and walked back into the kitchen.

"Did you just?" Spencer said raising an eyebrow at me as we heard Hayley run up the steps.

"yes i did! now Give me food! er... Give us food!" I pointed to the large bump on my abdomen. " I love you spencey!" I giggled and kissed him as the others walked into the room all groggy, and unaware of their surroundings, or the newly found events of the morning, 3 key members of this large dysfunctional family were missing, Hayley, Steph and Dannie.

Alrighty dude I'm going to bed, Im falling asleep sitting here!

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Originally posted by [Queen Supreme]:
3 key members of this large dysfunctional family were missing, Hayley, Steph and Dannie.

I AREZ MISSING =0
WHYYYY
DID TEH BOOGEH MENNZ EATZ ME ? =0

.....OH NU!!!! DID ROSS EAT ME ??? O_O

lmfao xD

i arez aloone =[

i so sad today. . .my crush is liking me and my brain is working so fast. It's gonna explode.