Title's from Fall Out Boy's song "What A Catch, Donnie" from their new albym Folie A Deux <333

Here's the deal, If you want me to of course, I'll update everytime I get 5 reviews from 5 DIFFRENT people haha. mkay loves?
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"There are 3 things wrong with this picture" Ryan told me, eyeing the photograph I'd shown him with my body filled up to its rim with excitement.

Let me tell you now, that level of excitement decreased alot as soon as those sticky words left Ross' mouth.

"What's wrong with it?!?" I gasped, snatching it back from him

"Well Brendon, One: The man in the picture is shirtless Two: the man in the picture doesn't have pants or boxers on, and Three: The man in the picture is NAKED" he shuttered,

"But..."

"Oh wait!" Ryan interrupted, my eyes lit up in expectation...


'There's a fourth thing... the man in the picture's actually a BOY. and he's YOU"

I slumped down into the tour bus couch, whimpered and looked out the window. Ooohh prettty!


"Ryan look at that midnight blue car!! OH EMM GEEZ can you get that for me for christmas?!?!"

"Bren, explain this picture to me now and we'll discuss you Christmas list later..."

"But..."

"Why are you taking naked photographs of yourself?"


"Well.."

"And then showing them to me like they're nothing?! Honestly Bren!"

"Woahh dude, mood swings. watch the PMS kay?"

Ryan rolled his eyes and sat next to me on the leather couch, leather not by our choice I may point out... I wanted one of those fluffy fake fur ones that causse no harm to animals...

"Are they online yet?"

"I haven't uploaded them just yet. I thought that Polaroid thing was going to be cooler."

Ryan groaned. "you don't even know what you're talking about! You can't post those pictures Brendon, I mean, why would you even think to..."

"This Is Halloween, EVERYBODY SCREAM!" Brendon's pants vibrated as he tried his best to get his fingers into the small space between tight-pants and pocket.

"WHY HELLO LOOVE!!!, no darling. yes sweetie. Oh I should stop shouldnt I *insert unnecisarry giggle* WHAT NO I NEED MY THROAT TO SING!... and dance.. and YES I NEED Y THROAT TO DANCE! Ugh fine Zach I won't talk to you like that again," he snapped his phone shut and linked his arm with mine.

"Duty calls!" he sung in the same voice he had just used over the phone with our bodyguard,

"Well on the way could you explain..."

"RACE YA!" And he was off.
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Ooo melike!! Can I please be in it?

for some reason when Brendon's phone rang and it said his pants vibrated i started laughing...

and lol how random Brendon is...thats how i am when i've done something bad..."Oh mom, look at that squirrel! I want a squirrel! One without rabies or anything though...what? Oh, yeah i didkindagetanFonmyrepsortcard why do you ask???"

i like this btw

LOL this is funny the whole zach thing had me roflmao

this is really fun lol KEEP WRITING

one more review && you'll get more thanks you guyyzz

does my alter ego count?

lol YES I'm writing now, that preview thing was too short for 5 reviews I guess

it was gooood though...and not enough people are on for 5 whole reviews...i usually end up updating my stories for 2 people or less...

oops, i just relized... you guys understood the POV change right in the middle there right?? I didn't mean to do that without warning youu

i didn't even think about it...i understood it though. now get working on your update before all my stuffed animals and imaginary friends attack you!

DEUX


"why would you do that Bren?!" Spencer laughed, he was gripping Jon's arm so he wouldn'tfall over.

Brendon's face turned red for the millionth time in the last 10 minutes,

" I keep trying to explain but I keep getting inter" "BRENDON I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOODS WERE BAD!" PEte had just barged into the room, probably having rushed over to the venue as soon as he recieved the text message Jon had sent not more than 3 minutes ago



"GOD BRENDON WHaT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Pete was half screaming half laughing while he snatched the picture from Brendon's fingures.

"I did it for Ryan."

My jaw dropped.

"WHAT?!" It was my turn to laugh

"Damnit, I owe Aurora $5 now" Jon huffed and he hung his head while he slipped his happy bunny wallet from his pocket (Brendon saw him eyeing it while they were in Claires with Aurora, and Brendon bought it for him without hesitation, Jon meant to give it to his little cousin... but he didn't want to hurt Brendon's feelings) and pulled out a 5.

"I'll be right back" he left to Insanity's Groupies' bus.

When my laughter dies down I pulled Brenson (who was close to tears at this point) into a hug "Why would I ant nood pictures of you Bren,?"

"They wern't FOR you, like a present... I was just going to put them on the web so we'd get more popular..."

"Suuurrreee Brendon" Spencer rolled his eyes, and Pete doubled over in laughter again

oh wow...happy bunny...noods are bad...*is laughing too hard to make sense*

=] i just pre-ordered petey's new album

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