Once upon a time there was a rainbow. Yeah, really, a RAINBOW! Anyway, under the rainbow lived a leperachaun who couldn't spell leprachaun. Lets call him...Fred. Yes, Fred is a nice name. He lived under a rainbow. Or did I already say that? Oh whatever, back to the story! Fred battled evil pixies with purple skin and lime green hair. He battled them mainly because they were evil, but they also clashed horribly.

One day, Fred set out from under the rainbow to see if the evil, oddly colored pixies dwelled elsewhere. He marched out in his little green constume and shiny red hair to battle the pixies of the world! Only issue is, apparently pixies LOVE to hang around Tax Collectors. Leperachauns, like everyone else, hate tax collectors with a passion. In fact, Fred actually had a rare disease that causes one to break out in hives whenever a tax collector comes near. Many people wish they had this disease.

Anyway, Fred went exploring, attatched his Supah Coolio Pixie Detector and MicroWave Oven to his forehead, and was led straight to a 'orrible tax collector's house. He shuddered as he crossed the threshold and looked around. As we all know, leperachauns have horrible vision all around, so its not terribly surprising that he managed not to see the giant pixie huddled over a french fry in the middle of the room.

"O h3110!" she said.

"Oh noes! Its the chat speak queen of scary peoples!!" Fred said with perfectly correct grammar.

"33k! i+$ Gr@mm3r Gn0m3!" she squealed.

"Hello, I'm a leperachaun not a gnome! Gnomes tend to stick with flight agencies, I'm freelance myself," Fred explained.

"i d0n+ c@r3! U 1$ Ug1y @nYw@Y!!" she screeched, offending his ears with her bad grammar.

"How does that make sense?" he enquired politely.

"U i$ dum 1yk a $quirr3el!" she accused him.

"Squirrels are very nice actually. Just ask my awesome pet named George. He's a bunny," Fred told her, then realized he was getting off track. He pulled out his Supah Coolio Grammafyer (made specifically for improving grammr all around) and aimed it at The Chat Speak Queen of the Scary Peoples to correct her grammar once and for all...before squashing her that is.

"N000000!!!!" she screamed as he pulled the lever to make her understandable. But before he could blast her with intelligence a banana came flying through the window and lodged in the tail pipe of the Grammafyer. With the tail pipe lodged, the revolver wouldn't spin and the intelligence and humor would go flying into the wasteland like Micheal Jackson's talent.

"H@h@! Y0u h@$ b33n thw@RT3d by mY m@gic@L $killZ!" the awful being crowed as Fred pryed the banana out. But before he could take aim and fire again, she went *POOF* and was gone.

"Double Oh Noes! Now she's free to wreck grammatical errors all over the worlds!!!" Fred said and commenced in hitting himself with his hand.

"Stop it Fred! She can not has domination, Fred! You must has to get her, Fred!" George said, peeking from under a blanket that Fred took with him always everywhere.

"But she threw a banana at me!" Fred protested.

"But she has badbadverybad grammar, Fred! She can not has!" George replied, his big brown eyes looking adorable as he looked up at Fred.

"Well thats true..." Fred conceded.

"Yay! You not end story now, yes?" George persisted.

"What story?" Fred asked, cocking his head curiously.

"Uhhh nothing Fred. Just keep on battling evil and all...I'm not keeping track of this under the blanket, why would you think that?" George asked.

"Okay George, I belive you," Fred said and strapped his Supah Coolio Evil Pixie Squashin' Machine to his foot and set off.

He walked past the Number Valley, knowing that The Chat Speak Queen of the Scary Peoples would not choose to shelter there, and started walking towards The TExting Tiki Hut where she would be sure to find refuge.

"$0 I was lyk, 'U is a dum!' @nd h3 w@s lyk 'N0 u is a dumb!' and I was lyk, 'I+$ 0n bi+ch!'" he heard from inside the hut.

"Actually it was pretty different than that, seeing as I spoke clearly," he said, barging in and squashing pixies left and right.

"333333333333!!!!" they all screamed. George came out from under the blanket and started taking pictures. If one were to look carefull you'd see a little type writer under the blanket (explains why its so heavy!) and some carrots.

"Smash squash yarhar!!" Fred exclaimed happily as he brutally murdered the evil pixies.

"U C@N+ G3+ M3!!" The Chat Speak Queen of the Scary Peoples screamed, avoiding Fred's river dancing feet of DOOOM.

"YES HE CAN!!" George replied in his shrill, almost girly voice.

"You realize you talk like a girl, don't you?" Fred asked, still trying to squash The Chat Speal Queen of the Scary Peoples.

"Shuddup..." George muttered, and climbed back under the blanket.

*SQUASH BAM BOOOOM!!!* was the noise that The Chat Speak Queenof the Scary Peoples made when she was...well, killed.

"Did I get her?" Fred asked, wildly casting about.

"If that green slime in any indication..." someone said.

"OMGZ!!" Fred and George cried ing unison. It was the one and only Walrus! (Because you're the eggman *TM*)

"That's right, I'm The Walrus!" he crowed triumphantly.

"You're the who?" Fred asked, making a face.

"THE WALRUS!!!" he screamed, feeling embarrassed. That was the second time that week he'd not been recognised! He needed a better PR guy...

"Oh...but you look like a person..." George said, peeking from under the blanket.

"No, I'm not A walrus, I'm THE Walrus!" he said, poiting to the capital letters.

"Oh of course. But uhh why are you here?" Fred asked.

"Well...I needed to make an appearance in a fic SOMEWHERE, and yours happened to be on the way to the one I was heading to..." The Walrus mumbled.

"Whats a fic?" Fred asked, eyes wide.

"Well, I'd better be on my way. I'm gonna be in a vampire one!" he replied hastily and ran away.

"That was odd..." Fred said, and started cleaning the slime off of himself.

"Yep. What do we do now?" George asked.

"Party?" Fred suggested.

"Where?"

"I dunno....OOOH I KNOW! We used to live under a rainbow right? Well lets go to San Fransisco!!" Fred squealed happily.

"Nonono, scary peoples there, Fred!" George protested.

"Oh. Lets go to Disneyland instead!" Fred said. And thats where they went. THE END!

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oh noes! its the chat speak of the scary peoples!
ROFL

ahhh i love that XD

dun dun duuuun...all i want now is 1 more person to read it, then i'll consider whether the last two words were a lie or not...

OMGOMGOMG THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNY THINGS I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!

*hugs* thank you curreh! i dunno why i put The Walrus in it...it just came to me randomly....

and i wanted to write a story with a rainbow in it...

rainbows = WINIWINIWNINWINWINW FAVORITETHINGEVER!!!! EPICALLY!

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Originally posted by im on the dark side of the moon:
rainbows = WINIWINIWNINWINWINW FAVORITETHINGEVER!!!! EPICALLY!

lol "I like rainbows. But I'm not gay. So when I wear a shirt with a rainbow on it I have to write under it 'Not gay' but i don't have anything agianst gays, so under THAT i have to write 'but supportive'" Demetri Martin <333

he is fucking hilarious!!!!!

ahh one of my faves!!!!!

you should check out george carlin

LOLLOLLOL

haha Fred and George. and THE WALRUS!!!!
lol
lovely story my dear!! haha

thank you all!! now we just have to drag Dannie over here, cuz her story is the inpiration for this...