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Here's a new story and I've been told its good, so I'm not updating until I get Comments, etc.

I walked in confidantly. I didn't even glance at the guards and I strode into the building. I smiled at the lady at the front desk and walked up to the room in the hotel. I walked into the room and was about to greet my idols when someone realized that I didn't actually belong there. A burly guard dragged me out.

"What?" I asked, still smiling. I was laughing at the fact that I'd gotten so far, just by looking like I knew where I was going.

"Hold on buddy. How'd you get all the way to our room?" one of the boys asked. I smiled charmingly at him.

"If you look like you know where you're going then people will assume you belong. Its the same if you break a rule. Just look like your toally innocent and no one will guess anything," I told him and nodded to the guard. One of the boys was laughing.

"Nice to meet y'all, but I think that Burly here will be taking me away," I told them, smiling.

"Well, why did you come?" asked the person who'd questioned me in the first place.

"Just to see if I could. And I got most of the way, so I'm satisfied. Nice to meet you," I told them again. I was still laughing at the faulty guard system.

"Well...You made it all the way here, why not stay?" said one of them. He smiled at me and I grinned. How many girls could say they'd broken into Panic at the Disco's hotel room and was invited to stay? Not many I would guess.


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well then. Hahahaha you guys must be like....permanently high xDDD

water

I've been adopted by Rachel Owns, and I've adopted Rose, Mika, Annabelle, Allison, Kelly, Nora, Sasha, and Jocelyn!! If you make ANY of them cry, I'll take away all your Happy Dust...SO THERE! Big Grin
Dalila, Kendra, and Kelsey are my sistahs. And NOW I'm sisters with Curreh! Woo! <3
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...
The Peace and Love Thread for us hippies =]
My random little story thing =]

[19:54] McSaurus Rex: Tim Currie in fishnets is nothing to the fat naked Krispy Kreme ladies.
 
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THATS AWESOME! Big Grin



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Hello, My name is Chanice.
I'm Canadian.
That's right, be jealous,
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OH! i read this before and i LOVE it YAY! UPDASTE!!!!!



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YAY
I LOVE IT



WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER

You are my nasty love. You have me completely in your car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of your heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with you, flicking you more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together, until the hour should come for us to laugh.
MR AND MRS ZEBRA
MR AND MRS SNOW LEOPARD
MR AND MRS NARWHAL
MR AND MRS GIRAFFE

MAGGIE'S (CRAZY SPARKLE MONSTER) SISTER! IM ALSO HER NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...

ADOPTED BY HANNAH AND SASHA(SASHA AT THE DISCO)


 
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thank you, thank you! *bows* now i just have to wait until Kelsey chops the next section up...


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well then. Hahahaha you guys must be like....permanently high xDDD

water

I've been adopted by Rachel Owns, and I've adopted Rose, Mika, Annabelle, Allison, Kelly, Nora, Sasha, and Jocelyn!! If you make ANY of them cry, I'll take away all your Happy Dust...SO THERE! Big Grin
Dalila, Kendra, and Kelsey are my sistahs. And NOW I'm sisters with Curreh! Woo! <3
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...
The Peace and Love Thread for us hippies =]
My random little story thing =]

[19:54] McSaurus Rex: Tim Currie in fishnets is nothing to the fat naked Krispy Kreme ladies.
 
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I read it.

It was good and descriptive, but pretty short.

Any chance you'll update ittt?


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BUT IT IS A GOOD STARTING SECTION TRUST ME
IF YOU KNEW WHAT WAS COMING YOU WOULD PROBABLY AGREE



WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER

You are my nasty love. You have me completely in your car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of your heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with you, flicking you more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together, until the hour should come for us to laugh.
MR AND MRS ZEBRA
MR AND MRS SNOW LEOPARD
MR AND MRS NARWHAL
MR AND MRS GIRAFFE

MAGGIE'S (CRAZY SPARKLE MONSTER) SISTER! IM ALSO HER NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...

ADOPTED BY HANNAH AND SASHA(SASHA AT THE DISCO)


 
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i think i'm gonna post the next section without approval from Kelsey. am i not a rebel? lqtm just a sec...


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well then. Hahahaha you guys must be like....permanently high xDDD

water

I've been adopted by Rachel Owns, and I've adopted Rose, Mika, Annabelle, Allison, Kelly, Nora, Sasha, and Jocelyn!! If you make ANY of them cry, I'll take away all your Happy Dust...SO THERE! Big Grin
Dalila, Kendra, and Kelsey are my sistahs. And NOW I'm sisters with Curreh! Woo! <3
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...
The Peace and Love Thread for us hippies =]
My random little story thing =]

[19:54] McSaurus Rex: Tim Currie in fishnets is nothing to the fat naked Krispy Kreme ladies.
 
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"Okay, though I might need my arms at some point in the future," I told the guard. He grumbled and let me go.

"So, what's your name?" Brendon Urie asked me.

"Maggie," I told him and grinned at the boys. They grinned back.

"You know our names, yes?" Jon Walker asked.

"Yeah. Could someone show me where the bathroom is?" I asked.

"Its right there," Spencer Smith said, pointing.

"Okay," I said and sat down.

"Umm, why'd you want to know?" he asked.

"Just curious," I said and Brendon laughed.

"Well this is new..." Ryan Ross said quietly.

"Is it? Seems like girls would break in here all the time..." I said.

"Well, they try. But they don't usually get as far as you and if they do they scream embarassing things or beg for an autograph," Ryan explained. I raised my eyebrows and nodded.

"Good to know. I just wanted to see how far I could get by being inconspicuous," I told them. Ryan smiled and shook his head. Brendon got up and grabbed a Red-Bull from the mini-fridge. I raised my hand and he tossed me one.

"Does anyone else find it odd that the first groupie to break in and be calm about it was invited in?" Spencer asked.

"Not really..." Brendon said.

"You don't count, you're weird as anything else on the planet," Ryan told him. Brendon put his hand on his heart and looked offended. I laughed.

"Is it scary that you guys remind me of me and my friends?" I asked, sipping my Red-Bull.

"Why would it be scary? Unless we're really your friends in disguise..." Brendon said and showed me an evil smile.

"That's a good look for you," I told him and laughed. So far the conversation was like millions that I'd had with my friends and family. Ryan twisted in his chair to see the evil smile.

"Oh that's an old one. Do your newest for the lady Bren," He commanded his friend.

"But I was saving it for the performance..." he started.

"I won't be at the performance," I told them.

"Why not?" they both asked.

"Money money money," I told them. They grimaced and nodded.

"Okay, then you get the face before anyone else!" he said cheerfully and made a really unique face. It was really cool actually. I applauded.

"The fan girls will scream, I'm sure of it. And I mean that positively..." I told him with a smile.

"Oh good," he said and grinned at me. We sat back and made small talk until about noon.

"Well, places to break into, people to attempt to see," I said and began to leave. I felt a hand on my arm as I touched the doornob. I turned.

"Do you have to leave?" Jon whined. He sounded like a little kid begging his friend to stay just a little longer. I smiled at him and sat back down. We talked some more, and soon we were all fast friends. We were laughing at something that I'd said when there came a knock on the door. We did rock paper scissors over who had to open it. I lost and got up.

I opened the door and encountered a maid. She had long dirty blonde hair and pretty hazel eyes behind glasses. She looked as if she'd had to fight to clean this room.

"I'm Laura, the maid. Should I come back later?" she asked. I smiled at her and let her in.

"This is Laura. She went the roundabout way and got a job here to see you guys," I told them. She looked at me as if to say 'What the hell, man?' I smiled confidantly at her.

"Hello Laura!" they all said and I laughed.

"Umm...Hi," she said and did a little wave. I made her sit down where I'd been sitting and I got her a Red-Bull. She denyed it, but was looking with interest at what Ryan was reading. He noticed and showed it to her.

"Have you read it?" he asked her.

"No, but I've been meaning to..." she told him. He smiled at her and I watched her heart melt. We started talking about whatever until Laura's manager came pounding on the door.

"Is Laura in there?" he asked, his face red.

"She's busy," I told him. I left out the 'flirting with Ryan Ross' part that I really wanted to say. He glowered at me.

"What is she doing?" he asked, his lips white with fury. I glanced behind me and gave her a thumbs up.

"Cleaning," I lied easily. He tried to look behind me, but he was fairly short and I took up alot of room when I wanted to. I was still smiling.

"Oh? And why is it taking so long?" he asked, trying to find her out.

"Have you seen that room? Its filthy! There are four boys living in here, what do you expect?" I improvised expertly. He glared and looked like he would've left, but Laura walked up behind me and yelped.

"OmingodIhavetogetbacktowork!" she said and pushed past me. I shook my head as she left and turned back to the Panic boys.

"Ryan's in loooooooove...." Brendon said, and we all laughed as Ryan stared in the direction she'd gone.

"I didn't get her number..." he mumbled to himself.

"Awwww....It's true love..." I said and Brendon made kissy faces at him. We all began to tease him, but he ignored it, probably through practice.


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well then. Hahahaha you guys must be like....permanently high xDDD

water

I've been adopted by Rachel Owns, and I've adopted Rose, Mika, Annabelle, Allison, Kelly, Nora, Sasha, and Jocelyn!! If you make ANY of them cry, I'll take away all your Happy Dust...SO THERE! Big Grin
Dalila, Kendra, and Kelsey are my sistahs. And NOW I'm sisters with Curreh! Woo! <3
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...
The Peace and Love Thread for us hippies =]
My random little story thing =]

[19:54] McSaurus Rex: Tim Currie in fishnets is nothing to the fat naked Krispy Kreme ladies.
 
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YAY
I WILL HELP SPLIT UP THE NEXT PART



WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER

You are my nasty love. You have me completely in your car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of your heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with you, flicking you more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together, until the hour should come for us to laugh.
MR AND MRS ZEBRA
MR AND MRS SNOW LEOPARD
MR AND MRS NARWHAL
MR AND MRS GIRAFFE

MAGGIE'S (CRAZY SPARKLE MONSTER) SISTER! IM ALSO HER NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...

ADOPTED BY HANNAH AND SASHA(SASHA AT THE DISCO)


 
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Loved it. It's so witty and fun. I shall do native american dances to the god of updates in hopes of seeing some more.

Seriously though, it's good.


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I agree, this is crack in story form!

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aww thanks


quote:
well then. Hahahaha you guys must be like....permanently high xDDD

water

I've been adopted by Rachel Owns, and I've adopted Rose, Mika, Annabelle, Allison, Kelly, Nora, Sasha, and Jocelyn!! If you make ANY of them cry, I'll take away all your Happy Dust...SO THERE! Big Grin
Dalila, Kendra, and Kelsey are my sistahs. And NOW I'm sisters with Curreh! Woo! <3
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...
The Peace and Love Thread for us hippies =]
My random little story thing =]

[19:54] McSaurus Rex: Tim Currie in fishnets is nothing to the fat naked Krispy Kreme ladies.
 
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yay
your on



WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER

You are my nasty love. You have me completely in your car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of your heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with you, flicking you more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together, until the hour should come for us to laugh.
MR AND MRS ZEBRA
MR AND MRS SNOW LEOPARD
MR AND MRS NARWHAL
MR AND MRS GIRAFFE

MAGGIE'S (CRAZY SPARKLE MONSTER) SISTER! IM ALSO HER NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...

ADOPTED BY HANNAH AND SASHA(SASHA AT THE DISCO)


 
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i changed my name
do you like it Maggie



WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER_WATER

You are my nasty love. You have me completely in your car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of your heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with you, flicking you more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together, until the hour should come for us to laugh.
MR AND MRS ZEBRA
MR AND MRS SNOW LEOPARD
MR AND MRS NARWHAL
MR AND MRS GIRAFFE

MAGGIE'S (CRAZY SPARKLE MONSTER) SISTER! IM ALSO HER NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!
AND I have a badass brother Miguel! But he's really Ryan Ross. But he doesn't know it yet...

ADOPTED BY HANNAH AND SASHA(SASHA AT THE DISCO)


 
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AHH its so good(:

LAURA IS ALWAYS THE EFFIN MAID.

D<


Hey, I'm Esther, but you can call me strawberrybannanasmoothieatdunkindonuts XD

i've been adopted by LAURA (Muffyrules252)~ YAY!

CLICKY AND SAVE MEH DRAGONS FROM A TERRIBLE FATE<3


i should stop getting more. D:
 
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