LMAO AT ME. brendon and i share ~jeans.
and omfg, is he about to let it slip that she went to ________? i don't wanna say in case that is what he says and then i end up spoiling it.

Yo yo yo, this is ya girl B. Anyways, I'm in some weird "Sisterhood of the traveling Orgasm Blanket" with my friend Ryan. We are making the blanket, and it's going to have the beatles on it, and we sing a bunch of beatles songs while sitting on it. Saturday was a weird party...



I can't believe Brendon would tell them about me going to Rehab. He CAN'T do that. Now they will look at me weird and probably make fun of me. I actually started making friends with Tiffany, but now she's going to be like `eww go smoke somewhere else' and Ryan… Ryan just hates me already. I shouldn't have said anything about Brendon's hips. But he shouldn't have said anything about me being super ugly. It's already obvious, but you just have to rub it in don't ya? Son of a bitch. Best friends my ass. I was sitting on the dock near the lake. The dead fish was making its way to the shore because of the waves.



“Hey Buddy.” I heard and turned to see Brendon sit by me.



“Fuck you.” I said back.



“I didn't tell them! You know I wouldn't do that.” He said.



“It wasn't funny at all.”



“I know, I'm really sorry. I just was in the heat of the moment. After you stormed out I realized it was really wrong.” He said. I just sat there motionless.



“Come on, you're my best friend. We stick together like plastic wrap sticks to itself.” I laughed.



“Fine.” I said hitting his shoulder.



“YES! I'm okay then?”



“Maybe.” I said standing up. We walked back to the cabin. Ryan was reading and Tiffany was on her laptop.



“Hi! Do you guys have myspace's?” She asked. Brendon told her his and she added him. I sat down next to her on her bed and told her mine. She was looking at my profile.



“Hey Ryan! It's you're song!” Tiffany said turning up the music for my profile song.



“I love this song.” Ryan said looking over as Jumper by Third Eye Blind started playing. Oh. My. God. Ryan loves my profile song. It's true love, I swear.



“Ha, Jon Walker is on you're top 1?” Tiffany said.



“Yes.” I said smiling.



“That's like putting Jeffree Star on you're top.” She said.



“Go to his profile.” I said and she did. We went to his page and looked at his friends.



“That's me.” I said pointing to his number one friend.



“How did you get on his top!?!” Brendon screamed.



“I used to live in Chicago... we hung all the time..." I said casually.



“Jon is like the coolest person on the planet!” Ryan said.



“I have his number.” I said.



“CALL HIM!” Brendon screamed again. I got out my phone and went to contacts. I found Jon and pushed send. I put the phone on speaker and listened to it ring.



“Hello?” He answered. Brendon started jumping up and down silently.



“Waddup Nukka?” I asked.



“Not much homes. How's camp?”



“Good I guess. I've been here for not even a day.”



“That's cool. Well I got some… business… to take care of. I'll come visit you.”



“Alright PEACE!” I said and hung up.



“Why didn't you TELL ME YOU KNEW JON WALKER!” Brendon said going psycho.



“I thought you'd freak out…” I said going to my own bed. We all walked to dinner and sat down at the table. Guess who came and sat by us?



Maggie and Emma.



“Hey boys.” Maggie said sitting close to Brendon.



“Hey.” Then said with wide eyes.



“Bye.” I said and left. I went back to the cabin and sat in there until Tiffany came.



“They are going for a WALK!” She yelled rolling her eyes.



“At least Brendon thinks you're cute.” I said.



“He was saying it to be nice.” She said opening her laptop again.



“New Photo Comments!” She said typing away. I looked up at her and her mouth dropped. She fell back on her bed and screamed.



“What happened?” I said running up to her bed. I looked at the photo and the new comment.



Hott Stuff ;D



Was the comment Brendon left her.



“Aww! That's so cute.” I said looking at her.



“Don't worry, I'll get you with Ryan.” She said looking at me.



“Its okay, don't force something upon the boy he doesn't want.” I said laughing a bit and sitting back on my bed to open up the book I was reading. About 20 minutes later FOUR of them came back.



“Hey, they're sleeping here tonight, so move.” Ryan said to Tiffany.



“No! Are you fucking serious?” She said.



“Move or I'll brake you're straigtener.”



“You wouldn't.”



“I will.” He said staring at her.



“Where am I supposed to sleep?”



“Our cabin has room!” Maggie said.



“Shut up Bitch.” Tiffany said rolling her eyes. She grabbed her stuff and stood by the door.



“Ally?” Brendon pouted.



“I'm not moving.”



“I'll break you're straigtener?”



“You don't know where it is.” I said looking at my book.



“Fuck.” Brendon said and he sat on his bed.



“But Brendon!” Emma whined sitting on his lap.



“MOVE DAMNIT!” Brendon yelled at me.



“You're Mormon. You can't do anything anyways.” I said.



“Come On Ally, just this once.” Ryan said to me. Holy. Shit. He said my name. I looked up and he was looking at me with those puppy dog eyes.



“No.” I said.



“But please?” He said sitting in front of me.



“I don't know… I just don't think..” I stuttered.



“For me?” He said touching my knee.



“Okay.” I said going into a trance. I grabbed my stuff and walked out of the cabin. Tiffany and I walked to Maggie and Emma's cabin except they had one bed. I walked over to the counselor station and knocked on the door.



“Yeah?” This guy asked.



“Can I sleep here?” I asked. He looked me up and down and opened the door for me to step in. I saw the nurse, cook, a few counselors, and a lifeguard in there. I sat on the free cot and put my head in my hands.



“What happened?” One asked and I saw all of them looking at me. Who will they tell? I told them the whole story about how I'm in love with Ryan and the dumb hoe Emma.



“No! He can't do that!” One of the said.



“We will help you get him. I swear.” The cook said. We all put our hands in the middle as a promise to make Maggie and Emma's life hell as long as there with MY man... and best friend.

awesome i'm mean. anyhoo...i like this story. but i have a feeling of how it will end. Ryan and Ally will be all goopey at the end, but then camp will be over and they'll never see eachother again. just a hunch

lol dats funneh

UPDATE AGAIN

for ryan?

OMG! LOVE THE STORY!

pcch, like ryan even has the arm strength to break my straightener. just sayinggg...
and i love how ally told the staff and they're gonna help her haha.
great update! update soooon.

BUMP!

Eh... I'm out of ideas. Give me ideas! PLEASE!


It was day three of camp. It just goes by so fast doesn't it? We all were sitting at the lunch table. And by we, I meant the six of us. Maggie and Emma were especially hungry today. Why you ask?



So being the GENIUS I am, I have connections with the cook. So he put this stuff in their food that would make them gain weight, fast. It's what they give kids in Africa or something. Either way, they are going to be fat and I will win at life.



“This food, is just so good!” Maggie said stuffing her face.



“Oh my god, its like when you get your hair done at the salon and you feel all fruity!” Emma said slurping down some soup.



“Oh god.” I said pushing my tray in front of me and covering my eyes.



“Are you going to eat that?” Emma asked.



“No.” I said and got up and left. I went back to the cabin and started reading the book The Dying Game. It's about a serial killer who kills beauty queens for points. Brunettes are ten points, blondes are fifteen and red heads are twenty. I turned my ipod on and plugged it into the speakers so I could listen to it out loud.



Then Ryan walked it and jumped on his bed. I peaked up from my book but then looked back down.



“I didn't know someone could eat so much of that soup…” He said to himself shaking his head. I couldn't help but laugh a little.



“What book are you reading?” I heard him ask. Wait, he's talking to me? Say something you dork!



“The Dying Game.” I answered. Oh god, that is the worst book to get a guy to like you.



“Hey! I read that one! It's really good.” He said sitting up more.



“Really? I just started, but I like it.” I said.



“It was slightly disgusting, but it was entertaining. Which sounds REALLY bad.”



“Don't worry, I have the same thought.” I said smiling.



When I see your smile, tears role down my face



The song started playing. Things got really quiet, and I went back to my book. Ryan pulled out a notebook and started writing things down. I should start a conversation again. I'll just ask him what he's writing… good, that's good.



“I need my laptop NOW!” Brendon said storming through the door. He jumped in his bed and turned on the laptop.



“What's with you?” Tiffany asked.



“I think I FINALLY figured it out!” Brendon said typing away.



“Brendon please don't tell me it's-“ I started.



“WORLD OF WARCRAFT!” Brendon yelled getting excited. Ryan started laughing and Tiffany jumped right next to him.



“Dude, I've always wanted to see how this game works!” She said sitting close to him.



“Well, I could show you. I am really good at it!” He said with his voice shaking slightly. I turned off my ipod and put my book away.



“I'm going for a walk.” I said. Brendon REALLY gets into the game… I walked outside and stuck my hands in my sweatshirt pockets. I started walking towards these woods that I've never been by. It was nice and bright out, but really quiet. I mean I could here the occasional birdcall, but otherwise I just heard the wind. I started hearing bunch of leaves crunching behind me. I turned around quickly and Ryan was running over.



Fuck, I'm having another fantasy. Maybe this one will go more than twenty seconds. It seems kind of real though. Better pinch myself just incase.



“Ow.” I said doing it.



“Um hi. Brendon started yelling at the computer screen.” He said walking with me.



“I feel bad for Tiffany.”



“She's yelling at it more than him.”



“Oh…” I said.



“So… what's up?” He asked casually sticking his hands in his jean pockets.



“Not much, I want to go home.”



“Aww, it's only been three days. You don't want to leave me already do you?” He said pouting. I knew it was a joke, but I couldn't help but feel great.



“Nah, you're cool.” I said smiling.



“Thanks, you are too.” He said smiling back. I wanted to scream and jump around.



“Ryan! Is that you?” I heard someone yell.



“Dude, how can she hear you?” I asked after I realized it was Emma's voice.



“I don't know?” He replied. She trotted over in her heels and as soon as she was close enough she `tripped' and Ryan caught her.



“I'm just so clumsy!” She said batting her eyelashes.



“It's okay.” He said being a zombie again.



“Fuck this…” I said under my breath and started walking back to the cabin. Being the graceful swan I am, I tripped over a shoelace.



“Ah shit!” I said and fell to the ground. I heard Emma shrill in laughter. I pulled myself up and stormed out of the woods.

OMG I LOVE WOW!! (world of warcraft) i play it wiht my cousin like, ALLL day!

sorry, i just had to share that. and the fattening stuff, isn't that from Mean Girls?

i can give you ideas! i've got tons of 'em and they just clog up my brain making it impossible to concentrate on anything for more than OMG A SQUIRREL!!

lol the mean girls reference.
lmao at me and brendon being all into warcraft. my brother plays sometimes actually.
boooo for emma coming and ruining everything.
great update though! update soooon!

That was a great update! xD

They should do things to Emma and Maggie in the middle of the night. Like a prank. xD
LOL sry.

aw that's sad

But it's also kinds mean that she's making the girls fat

BUMP.BUMP.BUMP.BUMP.BUMP.

Updaaaate??

Alright. Awesome. Thanks for the ideas! They REALLY helped. You guys are the bomb shiz and thank you for reviewing my storyyyyyy.


I sneezed into the Kleenex that I was holding and grabbed my head.



“Ahhuggh…” I moaned as the throbbing started.



“You're white.” Tiffany said standing at the end of the bed.



“No shit Sherlock!”



“No I mean, ghostly, sickly white.”



“Oh…” I said.



“Do you want me to get you some food?” Brendon asked.



“Do you want me to throw up on you?” I asked.



“No.” He said sitting back on his bed. Ryan came in with Emma.



“Eww! What is that?” She said pointing to me. I put my blanket over my face and coughed.



“I'm going to catch a sick if I stay here!” She said.



“Don't you mean cold?” I asked.



“It's not cold, it's Nevada! People think I'M stupid.” She said walking out.



“Ryan?” Tiffany asked.



“Huh?”



“Why the hell do you like her?!?” She asked.



“Have you looked at her?” He replied. GREAT.



“Yeah, she's fat.”



“She is NOT fat.”



“She will be…” I coughed. Luckily no one heard me.



“Jeez! You look horrible!” Ryan said walking over. Of course I look horrible. You hate me. I'm ugly to you. He sat on my bed next to me.



“I don't want you to get sick.” I said looking in his eyes.



“I don't get sick, don't worry.” He said smiling. I was going to say something but I sneezed instead.



“Uh!” I said closing my eyes.



“Do you want me to get you anything?” He asked.



“Get me better.” I said and he laughed. Maggie walked in, without knocking or anything and sat by Brendon on his bed. Brendon was loading World of Warcraft again.



“World of Warcraft? Are you serious Brendon?” She asked.



“What's wrong with W.O.W.?” He asked.



“Nothing, other than it's the DORKIEST game on the planet.” She said rolling her eyes.



“Are you calling me a dork?” He asked with a hint of laughter in his voice.



“Whoever plays that game is a dork.” She said.



“Hey! Brendon is NOT a dork.” Tiffany said.



“Shut up. You're short.” Maggie said.



“She is not short, she's fun size.” Brendon said pulling Tiffany on his lap. There was some more arguing, I couldn't tell what was going on, I was dizzy.



“Hey! Are you okay?” Ryan said shaking me. I leaned against his arm because it was cold.



“You better go to the nurse.” He said.



“Exactly how am I supposed to do that?” I mumbled. He got up and I pulled the blanket off of me. I was in sweat pants and a sweatshirt. I sat up and put my feet on the ground. Ryan held out his hands and I pulled myself up. I started walking to the door when I felt just horrible.



“Going down.” I said and I fell.



“Bring the nurse here.” I said curled up in a ball on the floor.



“Come on!” Ryan said pulling me up. I put my arms around his neck and leaned on him and closed my eyes. Now normally I'd be freaking about this, but I am TOO sick to even care right now.



“Come on Hun, we got to get you to the nurse.” He said. I shook my head no.



“Come on, jump up.” He said grabbing the back of my thighs.



“You seriously think I can jump?” I mumbled.



“My bad.” He said and picked me up. Brendon held the door open for us as he walked out of the cabin. I saw Tiffany with her thumbs up giving me a smile. I groaned and buried my face in Ryan's shoulder. The sun hurt my eyes.



“I hope you don't have Mono or something.” He said walking.



“Ryan?” I asked.



“What?”



“Umfyloveyoumuh.” I mumbled.



“What?” He asked. I just kept quiet. Soon after he put me on the cot in the nurse station and the nurse took my temperature and stuff.



“She'll have to stay here over night.” The nurse said and Ryan nodded.



“Do you want me to pick you up anything?” He asked.



“No.” I said.



“Well, I better tell Brendon how you're doing and stuff.” He said standing up.



“Don't leave.” I said. He smiled.



“I can set up another cot if you want?” The nurse said. She looked at me and winked. Yay connections!



“You really want me to stay here?” He asked. I nodded.



“Alright. I'll be right back though.” He said and left the cabin. The nurse set the cot right next to mine, so that they were touching. Ryan came back about ten minutes later and laid down on the cot.



“Thank you for staying.” I said.



“No problem. What are friends for?” He said and closed his eyes.



More like, what are lovers for?

WoW IS NOT FOR DORKS!!!!! ITS SUPER FUN!!!!

ahem...sorry....lqtm, i liked the update