but

name something funny that has happened to you that doesn't really sound very funny when you say it out loud

So my friend Ryan is in photography and he's doing a project called "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BRIEANN!"

and it's great.


So we took this picture of my friends sitting at a table talking to eachother in the kitchen.
Then there was me looking through the window, wishing i was there.

Then my friend Ben was in the back of the bushes with a blank stare on his face.


It's great.

"IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GOING TO NUMCHUCK IT OUT THE WINDOW"

me and my sister were talking about something
and i said something then she went
"you dont know me like that!" *slapsmeinface*

lmao omg it was so funny xDDD

My friend said: "Omg this chair is so tall!"
and I was like "Who has a huge butt? o.O"
Oh, I'm so brilliant at mishearing things

When we had chicken chicks in our school for science, we named each chick as it hatched. We had a list of names on the board. My friend Glenn goes,

"Hey! They're all hatching in order!"

LOL OMFG IT WAS SO FUNNY. xDDD

So one time me, evan, esh-esh, and Ryan were walking from the mall back to the high school [about 20 minutes] and it was POURING rain.

I'm talking about a MAJOR northern downpour.

So esha ran, but my shoes were nasty, so it hurt my feet.



So we were walking and it went like this.


Me: You know what? I have a hoodie in my locker.

Ryan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN! YOUR SO STUPID! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

and he SCREAMED it. High pitch and everything. It was the FUNNIEST thing ever.

"KILL BILL? Awh, hell no, we're making Fuck Chuck."

My SS teacher: "Blah.Blah.Blah.Civil War. Slaves.Blah.Blah."

Me:" DID MRS. LEWIS JUST SAY 'BOOBIES?!?!?'"

I like, screamed it

Another day is SS class:


*silence*]


Me (talking loudly to my friend) "Do you use tampons? I hate those mofos."

Then all the boys in my class looked at me and were all 0.o

Haha theres this freshman names Keith that has lunch with me and my two best friends, and we always talk to him, but he doesnt talk to us. He nods and when we ask him questions he'll answer with a thumbs up or thumbs down. So today we sat by the table he sits at and everytime he would start to talk we would stare at him and he seriously hid in his hoodie haha. About a month ago we asked if we could take a picture of him for the year book and he ran (like booked it) out of there. He's a crazy little kid.
Not to funny when I write it, but this kid is halarious lol

I met my brother's new girlfriend for the first time, and we were watching the hockey game on TV, and I thought I heard the announcer say

"AND HE'S PICKING UP WEINERS!"

So I BURST out laughing and everyone stared at me and asked me what was so funny.

BUT of course I didn't say it because 1, I was meeting my brother's girlfriend for the first time. and 2, My mom would have gotten all offended.

xD
It was funny...but not really when I say that out loud. xD

Katie- Dad? Are we going to Connecticut?
Dad-Yes Katie we are
Me-(looks at street sign) We're going to Cincinnati Katie -dumbass-
Katie- Are we going to Cincinnati?
Dad- Yes Katie
Me-Where did you get Connecticut from Cincinnati???


it was funny when it happened but not so much anymore

Beth: You're like my dog!
Me: I LICKED YOUR DOG!?
Beth: O__o Yes, Maggie, you LICKED my dog!
Me: WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS!?
Beth: *cracks up*

it was hilarious at the time. Now its just an inside joke "What does my dog taste like today!?"

Me: Tyler we should make you a model
Tyler: oh yeah I can see it now -acts like he weighs 300 pounds- thats just perfect me in a swimming suit on the beach little kids will come up saying mommy look at the beach whale MOMMY can I pet the beach whale MOMMY I want a picture with the beach whale and the next thing ya know I'm a sleep and the kid sits on my belly and I roll over onto the kid and all you hear is MOMMMY I DON'T WANT A PICTURE WITH THE BEACH WHALE ANYMORE MOMMY SAVE ME!!!! and then the next thing you know hear after that is a bone cracking and me waking up and rolling on the kid again so the Ambulance can pick the kid up "sorry kid didn't mean to break ur femur kid-rolls on him again-



Josh-Turn this shit off(talking about Rent) I wanna blow up my own God damn tv.


-josh is wrapped up in a cocoon- -josh starts to break out of the cocoon-

Tyler-"oh no he's morphing into the Hulk-jumps on top of Josh-"


"Blow job's only last a few seconds but puppies are for ever!"-Sarah


Me: I want a puppie
Buster: Well I want a blow job heyy I got a good idea you give me a blow job I'll get you a puppy
Me:No
Buster: but thats a good trade