EHHHHHHHH PORNO.

There once was a pony named Taylor, 
who had lost her sailor.
Off to the sea she searched,
for a little Beckett perched,
upon a ship set so far out to sea.
She spotted him and was filled with glee,
however Beckett did not see,
his pony of love to whom he was married.

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Marshall said in Jacksonville that you were awesome,
I was telling him that we'd tried to get you to come with us!
And he was totally bummed you weren't able to.