Post your madlibs here! You don't have to find any online, unless you really want to, but I suggest using your imagination...it turns out way better than you might expect. xD So pick a partner and madlib away~

i would, but i dunno how...

Tara and I are doing one now. They're so much fun.
=D

You just start writing a mini story and have the other person fill in at random parts of the story.

The last few posts Tara and I did on the thread where you write about the person's future who posted above you, we did that.

I WANNA DO ONE!! (thats what she said)

anyway, anyone wanna be my partner!?

LMAO xD
RECRUIT SOMEBODEH :O

Dear Alex Marshall,

I'm writing to you regarding your consistent pranks. I opened my freezer this morning to find a lint roller inside it. I couldn't think of how that could possibly have gotten in there, but I decided why not put it to use? So I did, and began grinding Joe Trohman's spleen with it. He looked at me, jubilant, and said the following, "Come, Robin! To the bat cave!" And that we did. Pretty soon I realized that this 'bat cave' was actually Joe's fro. We jumped in it liked Blues Clues jumps into pictures, and celebrated World Wide Nudist Day. We partied from the Dark Ages til 69 BC.

Anyway, let it be known that the next time something like this happens, I'll drop you into a vat of acid.

Sincerely,

Condoleeza Rice

OMG
OMFG
LFMAOOOO!!!

This was probably the best one we've done so far!!!
XD!!!!!

[Barack Obama's voice mail]

"Hey gooch, this is Star Jones. As if you couldn't tell by my under-stimulated Gull Bladder, it's so lonely in the sane asylum. They wont let me have any Taco Bell, I swear if they don't do something about Paris Hilton's lazy eye I'm going to punch Gerard Way in the ovary. I must say, I saw the most interesting lochness monster today in the lysol. I think it was hugging my pelvis, I started hyperventilating. Let me tell you, it was the best feeling in the world. I have to go my gold digger needs me to stop Fapping.
I'll talk to you later Mr. Grumpy Gills.
I lust for you."

LMFAO, I knew Gerard was secretly a woman.

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, and Clint Eastwood and his good friend, Ghandi, decided to make a stop at the local mall. In the midst of their chatter, they realized how much they missed their childhood and wished they could go back to being rebellious. When they saw nobody was around, they snuck into Victoria's Secret. Luckily, nobody was in there, for some odd reason. Clint walked over to the mannequin and stripped off his shirt, pulling on the boostiay, and flexing his pectoral muscles. Ghandi laughed and orgasmed, which made Clint give pelvic thrusts.Pretty soon they were bored of the store and left to go pick on kids. They found a young boy just waiting to be pedo'd, and Clint grabbed the boy by his nose hair and boiled his legs in butter and beating him over the head with a barbie doll. Ghandi did a double layout with a full twist, and danced off with Clint all the way to the vatican. Before they ended the day, they left it off with tango dancing.

[Love letter]

Oh my dear sweet butterscotch, how I miss your exotic violet butt cheeks. I remember the time we were at Tortuga, there was nothing like the sway of your earlobes in the wind. I want to take you away to o'Hare Airport and elope at the Dunkin Donuts. I cant begin to tell you how much I miss the smell of your skunk when it's -53 degrees at nine in the afternoon. The feeling of your vocal chords against my thumb makes me appalled, but I loathe you regardless.
I hope you will have sex with me in the bathroom when Bill Clinton is bitch-slapping Larry King on the stairwell.
Yours truely,
Horndog

LMFAO THESE ARE SO EFFED UP.
NOBODY WILL WANT TO COME IN HERE.

THIS IS OUR LAIR OF INSANITY.

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Now accepting applications for life time members.
=]

i think i just died of the hilarity

I LOVE MAD LIBS OMFG. xDDD

We use to do them all the time. xDD