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Post your favourite Chuck Norris facts
 I'll start: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. ****************************** Josie Standing. |
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus~
AND LOL I WAS JUST WATCHING A VIDEO AND THEY WERE WEARING A CHUCK NORRIS SHIRT |
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hahahaha these are the BEST
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Oh sorry, that turned out a little big.
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dragons can breathe fire, but chuck norris can breathe dragons.
---------- je m'appelle lauren. (formerly Violet Sunshine) Some People Never Change...They Just Stay the Same Way If You Love Me, Set Me Free (Sequel) Twittah |
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
------------------------------ I got fury in my soul, fury's gonna take me to the glory goal. In my mind I can't study war no more. tumblr. |
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Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime
****************************** Josie Standing. |
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Chuck NOrris can kick a fart back into an arse.
I have the book of these. I bout it in Vegas. It's hilarious. “Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.” - Oscar Wilde "What care I for all the money in the world.... when I have no pockets." - Tommy Tiernan www.myspace.com/suzie_k http://hear-me-bore.blogspot.com/ |
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We have a facts poster.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris never styles his hair. It lies perfectly flat out of sheer terror. My personal favorite, however, is: The first rule of Chuck Norris is you do not talk about Chuck Norris. -------------
ATL CULT MEMBER: Zack's Abs |
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Justice Payne is afraid of Chuck Norris
Siggy Made By The One And Only Nuggers!!!      yes that's what happens as you get older. That's why old people are crazy and can't really talk to you. There dreaming-Zach your awesome I SUPPORRT THE YOUNG VEINS! |
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The Black Eyed Peas used to be called The Peas...until Chuck Norris met them.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes Earth down. (: *********************************************************************** My name is Rachel, and I am a gigantic toolbag. S'up~       ♥My ass is awesome so smile when you're kissin' it, ohh. :* - POSITION IN THE INTERNATIONAL & OFFICIAL CHURCH OF FALL OUT BOY: Co Founder/Priest: Protector of All Things Wentz/Hurley {JOIN OR BE JOINED} |
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My friend said that about himself, once! :] (The push-up statement) __________________________ Quite rather very exceedingly loolish indeed. |
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