I did this for shits and giggles, totally not serious~

So, New Perspective was released a while ago. And there was a slight debate whether ...
A) Brendon was sexually starved.
B) Brendon was getting so much sex he had to write about it.

And so, this was spawned from my weird mind~
Here it is xD

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[Verse 1:]
I need that trait of yours again,
I need that tongue that teases men.
And I smile as you spy my jeans,
'Cause I know you want in again.
There's some porn on my room TV,
That taunts and makes me see.
And maybe if I continue watching,
I'll lose my nerve and leave it be.

Can you fast forward and go down on me?

[Chorus:]
Stop there, please can you suck it?
I'm begging for a blowjob, can't you just respect it?
You came along 'cause you wondered 'bout my taste,
So can you blow me in that parking space?
And, who cares for Trojan Protection?
I wanna feel those lips on my main objective.
'Cause jizzing now could be a good idea,
So come on baby, It's still begging here.

Taking fantasies for granted,
But we still know orals sublime.
We could try everything with passion,
but my asshole is still mine.
(Really?!)
And I could wait and watch you ride my dick,
for the hundreth seperate time.
But you regain compose, and wonder, How it was.
So good, I lied.

Can you fast forward and go down on me?

[Chorus:]
Stop there, please can you suck it?
I'm begging for a blowjob, can't you just respect it?
You came along 'cause you wondered 'bout my taste,
So can you blow me in that parking space?
And, who cares for Trojan Protection?
I wanna feel those lips on my main objective.
'Cause jizzing now could be a good idea,
So come on baby, It's still begging here.

[Bridge:]
Apart from this, I need to know,
How much you can swallow so.
I can taste it too -
And make your wildest dreams come true.
I know, there's nothing else that should be wrote,
as it seeps right down your throat.
It's my only offer, but can you see it through?


[Chorus:]
Stop there, please can you suck it?
I'm begging for a blowjob, can't you just respect it?
You came along 'cause you wondered 'bout my taste,
So can you blow me in that parking space?
And, who cares for Trojan Protection?
I wanna feel those lips on my main objective.
'Cause jizzing now could be a good idea,
So come on baby, It's still begging here.

[Altern. Chorus:]
It's not fair, could you please just stroke it?
I've gotta get some head before my life hits depressive.
'Cause jizzing here will be a good idea,
So come on baby, I'm just begging here.

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FIN xD

THAT IS JUST TOO FUCKING FUNNY.
I LOVE YOU.

*Bows* xD Nik has requested another Parody of another song, so I'm working on that right now.

Thank you so much! I love you too!

Cookies for you cause you're awesome

YUM. Now I'm hungry.

OMNOMNOM.
Danke! xD

LOL

LOLOLLL CAZ- can i call you that?- THIS IS AMAZING xDD

*end caps rape here~~*

quote:

LOLOLLL CAZ- can i call you that?- THIS IS AMAZING xDD

*Nods* you may xD I'm glad you like it!

That's gross.

Oh my god, Caz. You are fucked up. xD

O.O

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Originally posted by How Many Roads?:
Oh my god, Caz. You are fucked up. xD

You've only just realized?~

quote:

You've only just realized?~

I was unaware of the extent of you fucked-up-ness.